What Giulio wanted to say: "Your navel is as delicious as a goblet filled with wine, your belly is lovely...you are tall and slim like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters of dates."

What came out of his mouth: "Your breasts are like clusters of dates. It is so damn repulsive. Its like, I don't even know what its like. Christ get a boob job. Yes I'm breaking up with you! You have a pot belly. You have lumpy hard breasts. Get a mammogram. Ugh, why did I ever sleep with you."

Happy belated b-day Jeff.