I’m not wacthing “American Idol”, fortunately Jeff keeps me (and the other 4 people who read his blog) up to date on the show.

Jeef Copetas:
‘I already know who's going to win… There was a woman, and I don't remember her name, but she was African-American and she was a 17 year-old from New York. She had enormous, abnormally sized, gigantic, humongous, ridiculous breasts. And she had the best voice I think I've heard since Aretha Franklin. Her left boob was as big as Aretha Franklin herself…’

I’m now curious about her right boob…