You have a point on the Apache story. Just yesterday we were discussing this stuff with some friends; it could easily be Saddam propaganda, in order to encourage people to fight, by showing that a farmer can shoot down an Apache. But in any case, you (Mike) are not the average American, who usually just watches CNN and reads The Herald.

Anyway, yesterday I met my old friend, Vivian!

http://www.tvbabes.com/vivianboon.html