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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Comedian Rodney Dangerfield Dies at 82

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He told me I was being ridiculous -- everyone hadn't met me yet."

"Oh, when I was a kid in show business, I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes."

"Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide.' He told me from now on I have to pay in advance."

"My wife is the worst cook in the world. At my house, we pray after we eat."


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