Okay, We Goofed.

With their party rocked by the Rep. Mark Foley sexual-harassment scandal, Republicans are using the following strategies to overcome the bad press:

Releasing new, sexually explicit electronic messages that are more rooted in family values.
Coming out against terrorism.
Hiring new pages from pool of senior citizens desperate for work.
Getting out and raising a little money together.
Revealing how devastatingly handsome the teenage boy was.
Launching ad campaign entitled "Okay, We Goofed".


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