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Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely and complained to God that he had no one to talk to.
So God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman".

God said. "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will not nag you, and will be the first to admit she was wrong after
a disagreement. She will never have a headache, an will give 'love'
freely whenever needed."


Adam asked God. "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg".

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"