Statistics: Part 2.
(Courtesy by Risti Thum, Head Statistician at the Hash Institute, Boston, Mass.)


*Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

*Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

*At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100
chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

*Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's
anal gases.