Yeah, that might be interesting.

But, then I'm now 31.

So there.

And I have read Richard Pipe's "A Concise History of the Russian Revolution"

I know things, important things. Like this, right now I am drunk. Also, Irish Car Bombs are potent. The world is a diverse exo-thermic relationship. Blue is a good color.

I might also know secret things. But then if I did I couldn't let you lot in on them.

This is no longer truth for one reason, "Never trust anyone over 30." The reason is that Maiko is the only one on this blog that is under 30, and you can never trust her.