John Roberts has what I call "Republican Hair."

For the first time in my life, I got contact lenses. That's right, no more glasses! Well, actually, I still wear them 50% of the time, but still. I spent 16 years wearing glasses and finally got sick of wiping them off when it rained and not being able to see anything when I swim. Oh, you also get tired of wearing prescription sport goggles when you're playing ice hockey, too. Contacts rule!