I had some shrimp on Thursday.

Oh and I edited the book listings, cause I have all the power. If you click on the books, you now go to Amazon, where you can then buy the book. (and I'll get Associate fees)

< Manical Laughter >Ha, Ha, Ha.< /Manical Laughter >

Random:
God Hates Shrimp.

Mario Flash Movie. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3. To be continued.

Woman dies while watching Gibson's The Passion.
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And that's what the quiz said.

"My best moments center around turtles."

What book are you Maiko?

Attack of the Gay Agenda!!!!

I love the Elvis Wedding shot.

I'm The Grapes of Wrath!

by John Steinbeck

I'm mired in a deep depression that encompasses me and everyone I know. I am trying to get out of the depression, but my idea of help is, in itself, pretty sad. While some are convinced that this all has a deeper meaning, I'm really just dull and tedious. And utterly obsessed with dust. I really need to focus on something other than dust. My best moments center around turtles.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Howard Dean: "I am no longer actively pursuing the presidency."

Does this mean that he's now pursuing the presidency only passively ?

I was wrong?

Oh I see, I put the order wrong.

Tight should have been "wonderfully poignant" and not Gutter. Ghetto should have been the gutter talk.

Sorry for any inconvenience, regular shipments will return shortly.

Ghetto: Wonderfully poignant. As in, "That's wonderfully poignant."

Tight: Great Ass, bitch. As in, "That's a tight little ass you have there, bitch."

States in Red have been visited, states in Gray have not been.




That is a good amount of states, but when you go to Countries that I have visited:




It is miserable.

create your own visited states map
create your own visited country map
or write about it on the open travel guide

Different Strokes 101, Day 1.

"Wha' you talkin' abou' Willis?"

(My good dear brother Willis, I am sorry, but I do not know what it is that you are trying to articulate.)

Italian 101, Day one.

We start with something easy:

"Ciao"

(Hallo, hey, bye-bye, see you, whatever)

Dutch 101, Day Two:

Ik houd van pindakaas.

(I like peanut butter)

Dutch 101.

“De dagen van Bush zijn geteld.”

(George Bush’s days are numbered.)

John Kerry

I was in the real world, for a bit, and now I am back here, in the artificial.

Welcome back, Mike!!!

(actually I should say Welcome breast, Mike)

It was the Breast Cup.

I thought was the Stanley Cup!

The Patriots have won the World Series!

sorry if I keep finding news about jails...

Denmark Prisons Ban Heavy Dumbbells

By JAN M. OLSEN

Associated Press Writer

COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) -- Pumping iron - at least heavy dumbbells - will be banned in Danish prisons following complaints by wardens who feel threatened by inmates turning themselves into "monster men," officials said Friday.
"Some inmates have grown to abnormal size," Carsten Pedersen, the chairman of the Union of Danish Prison Officers told The Associated Press. "They have become monster men."
Denmark's Prison and Probation Service decided Thursday evening to immediately remove all dumbbells and weightlifting discs of more than 30 kilograms (66 pounds) from fitness centers in the country's 80 state prisons and probation centers.
"We took the decision because our staff feel they are exposed to a risk," Annette Esdorf, the deputy manager of the state-run prison board, said Friday.
Pedersen called it "total madness" that inmates have been using dumbbells of 50 kilograms (110 pounds) in prison gyms.
The prison board's decision came after prison staff had reported "several cases of inmates with aggressive attitudes," Pedersen said, adding that such prisoners represent about 300 of Denmark's 3,500 inmates.
"The combination of heavy dumbbells and anabolic steroids has led to a very harsh and negative prison culture," Pedersen said.
Earlier this week, one of Denmark's most senior police officers, Chief Constable Joern Bro, said it was wrong that "some criminals can get incredible strength in prison."