If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen

Or:

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Or:

If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen.
(Harry S. Truman)

In other words, let me do the cooking.

Plans

Life is just what happens to you, while your busy making other plans.
Beautiful Boy - John Lennon.

The Downside

The downside of regular long-distance running is that your nipples are constantly aching.

Tobias K.

Men (and Women too) improve with the Years

I AM worn out with dreams;
A weather-worn, marble triton
Among the streams;
And all day long I look
Upon this lady’s beauty
As though I had found in book
A pictured beauty,
Pleased to have filled the eyes
Or the discerning ears,
Delighted to be but wise,
For men -and women too- improve with the years..

W.B. Yeats

High mountains

I live not in myself, but I become
Portion of that around me; and to me
High mountains are a feeling...

Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Lord Byron.

Midlife

Midlife is when you reach the top of the ladder and find that it was against the wrong wall. -- Joseph Campbell