Have you ever noticed...

... that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin.

Cherry White

I never see that prettiest thing --
A cherry bough gone white with Spring --
But what I think, "How gay 'twould be
To hang me from a flowering tree."

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

Just another bimbo...

"I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else," Sharon Stone said.

"And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice that the bad things happen to you?"